Sunday, March 13, 2011
HEY SIR DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE-
No. No I do not know where the woman's hosery is. I push carts for a living and even though I stalk through the store mindlessly putting things back on the shelf as best as I can, I do not know where your off-the-wall item is. I don't know where the water filters, tea candles, and baby clothes hangers are. All I'm going to tell you is, "No, I don't know, but I can ask someone who does." Please leave me out of the loop and skip right on over to the nice folks wearing khaki and with "Sales Associate" on their name badge.
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HAha, happened to me once. Had a blue sweater on, with some white in it, and that's almost like with the employees have to wear here in the local supermarket. Every customer was coming to me, asking stuff. Funny thing was I knew where the stuff they asked for stood, but I sent them in the wrong direction.
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